SMS in English
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Boys say itТs great, boys say itТs fine. 9 months later they say itТs not mine!
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Men get and forget Women give and forgive.
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To do is to be (Socrates). To be is to do (Plato). Do be do be do (Sinatra).
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What is the meaning of FANTA? Fuck And Never Touch Again!
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How women think about sex: At 8 ignore it, Age 18 experience it, Age 28 look 4 it, Age 38 ask 4 it, Age 48 beg 4 it, Age 58 pay 4 it, Age 68 pray it, Age 78 4get it.
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Love is a name, Sex is a game. Forget the name and play the game!
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Roses are red, Pickles are green. I love your legs and whatТs in between.
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I love you in blue. I love you in red but most of all. I love you in bed.
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Sex is a sensation. It's about a man's temptation, putting his location in a woman's destination. Do you understand the explanation or do you need a demonstration?
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Programming is like sex: One mistake and you have to support it for the rest of your life.
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I like your style. I like your class, but most of all i like your ass.
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I`m crazy, I`m fool, But my penis beautiful!
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Sorry, the fuckmachine is out of order, so fuck yourself and save a quarter.
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Sex is like pizza. When itТs good, its VERY GOOD. When itТs bad, itТs Still pretty good. * * *
A man can kiss his wife goodbye. A flower can kiss a butterfly. Wine can kiss a frosted glass. But u my friend can kiss my ass!
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This cat, is cat, a cat, good cat, way cat, to cat, keep cat, a cat, idiot cat, busy cat, for cat, 20 cat, seconds cat! Now read it all without the word cat!
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Fuck is good. Fuck is funny. Lots of people. Fuck for money. If you think that. Fuck is funny. Fuck yourself and save your money!
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This time im sure about wat i feel & im gonna say it,
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i love young girls with Shaven Pussys!
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Once I saw a little star, it seems so nice and bright to my eyes than suddenly you came and gave me this star and I must thank that you there are...
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Sperms were talking 1st: IТd like to be a doctor. 2nd: I prefer to be an artist. 3rd: IТm afraid this bastard masturbates and ruins our future!
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UТve got SEX APPEALЕUТve got INTELLIGENCEЕUТve got classЕU got da faceЕU got da bodyЕI got the wrong numberЕ SORRY!
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File not found! Nobody leaves the room!
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370HSSV 0773H .... Can you crack this code? No? ... OK, Turn your phone upside down!
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Hey friend remember dat without stupidity there can be no wisdom & without ugliness there can be no beautyЕ so the world needs YOU after all!
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A peach is a peach, A plum is a plum, A kiss isnТt a kiss, without some tounge. So open up your mouth, and close your eyes, and give your tounge Some exercise!
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Don't be silly, put a condom on your willy.
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If you don't like oral sex than keep your mouth shut!!
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Press down......down more......ok......more......yes......ahh.......yes......almost there......yeah......oh shit......harder......so good! Yeah, that's textual intercourse!
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I want you right, right now, why don't you come on over and let's do now!
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Jack & Jill went 2 the dairy,
Jack popped out his big''n airy,
Jill said "WOW WOT A WHOPPER
Let''s go home & DO IT PROPER. * * *
Virginity is like a balloon, one prick and it's gone forever!
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Life is like a dick! When it's hard Fuck it!
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I want triplets, You want twins, Lets get in bed and see who wins!
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Love me tender love me sweet, put your lips around my meat, watch me smile watch me grin, watch me cum run down your chin!!
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If you erase this message u owe me a kiss, if you save this message u owe me sex, if you send this message 2 anyone u owe me both so when do i collect???
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There was a cat and a rooster sitting by the creek. The cat fell into the water and the rooster laughed. LESSON: For every wet PUSSY, there's a happy COCK!
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If the sea was vodka and i was a duck id sink to the bottom and drink my way up but the sea isnt vodka and im not a duck so reply to this message if you fancie a fuck.
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Rozes are red, violets are blue, frankenstein is ugly but what the hell happend to you????
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Roses are red, violines are blue, a face like yours belongs to the zoo.
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Sex is like nokia(connecting people)... like nike(just do it)...like pepsi(ask for more)... like coca-cola(enjoy)...=)) like SAMSUNG (everyone is invited) and like ME (TO GOOD TO BE TRUE).
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